1. Choose one or a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people.

My characters: (none of which are very well known to anyone else but me, and maybe a couple of people you don't know)
1. Keith
2. Tess
3. Miss Umm
4. Grigor Istanyulavitch

"Who/what are you?"
Keith: "I'm a guy... uh, from Norwich?"
Tess: "Well actually I'm a robot type thingy..."
Umm: "I don't know. I vish you vould MAKE UP YOUR BLOOMINGK MINDEN!!!"
Grigor: "I am the people's liberator, self-proclaimed ruler of our free country, leader of the masses, ruler of the free nation, chairman of the...."
Keith: "That's a very broad question. It's a bit stupid to ask something like that isn't it?"
Tess: "Oh my I don't think I'm allowed to tell you that! You won't tell anyone wil you?"
Grigor: "I'm also heading the latest expedition to liberate Mars from those retchid democrats."
Keith: "I bet you don't even know where Norwich is, silly Americans... can we move on?"

"Certainly. Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
Keith: "Yeah I got a brother who's older and a little sister, but I don't know what they're doing nowadays..."
Tess: "Well, I was one of two prototypes created... but she's nothing like me can you imagine if she was my sister? Teehee"
Umm: "Come on, I don't efen have a name... vell actually I do habe ein schwester... ahem i mean, one sister, who is older."
Grigor: "I had a little brother."
Keith: "I hope he's not looking after her, he can't cook to save his life."

"How old are you?"
Keith: "Seventeen, I think."
Tess: "Well, I'm made to look and act at fourteen years of age, but my central computer's first recorded functioning was 64 days 14 hours 13minutes and... 30 seconds ago"
Umm: "Isn't it rude to ask in your culture?... Oh well, I am around late teens, ok?"
Grigor: "I will be 35 next week! I hoped and fulfilled for a early start in my career."

"Are you a virgin?"
Keith: "Yeah?....... Why?"
Tess: "I'm sorry I'm not sure I can/want to answer this question... my privacy and embarrasment functions are quite mature now."
Umm: "As you vould say in your country, 'Who vants to know?'"
Grigor: "In our equal country... oh wait this will not work..."

"Who's your mate/spouse?"
Keith: "I have none."
Tess: "Uhh, that's not compatible... I mean, um, I'm not married."
Umm: "Hahaha zis vould be an unlucky one who is married to me HAHAHAHA(laughs upraurously)HAHAHAHAHA!"
Grigor: "I am married to my country, but I also have one wife, Gloria."

"Do you have any kids?"
Keith: *holds in disgust/laughter* "No thank you."
Tess: "No."
Umm: "Ich hass kinderen. Oh sorry... I mean I don't have any."
Grigor: "I have no... what would you call, biologic children, but I treat my country as if it were my own."

"What's your favourite food?"
Keith: "I dunno, it depends what mood I'm in. But I like sweets."
Tess: "It is very important for me to intake sufficient amounts of sodium, calcium, iron, all of these things.... but I like sugary things" *smiles a cute li'l smile*
Umm: "I like these, what you call, sausages, aber they are not very good as with the German ones."
Grigor: "I am liking the strongly textured foods, as my taste is not so... sensetive anymore. Porridge is good. I like porridge.

"Have you killed anyone?"
Keith: "Not intentionally, but I make no promises."
Tess: "16 kills, 12 assists... oops sorry wrong saved game."
Umm: "No, but this means nussing."
Grigor: "We try our best not to, but sometimes I have been forced to indirectly neutralise enemies of the state."

"Do you hate anyone?"
Keith: "Heck yeah."
Tess: "Well I do have self-justified prejudices against certain people... mainly well-known or powerful people."
Umm: "You should know."
Grigor: "I hate all equally."

"Have any secrets?"
Keith: "If I said no, would you believe me?"
Tess: "Well actually, I'm a robot type thingy... Oh no, I did it again."
Umm: "I once had a swastika tattooed on my... HA you almost fell for it..."
Grigor: "What is 'secret?'"
Umm: "racist nationalistic bit..."

"AHEM Do you love anyone?"
Keith: "I wish I did, but I can't."
Tess: "As far as constitutes love, then no."
Umm: "(sarcastic) Oh yeah, Ich lieben dich alle..."
Grigor: "I love everyone equally..."

"What is your job?"
Keith: "I'm a nerd." *stares*
Tess: "I'm a military/espionage prototype for use in urban enviroments, but I escaped." *cute li'l smile*
Umm: "I teach German to English pigs like you."
Grigor: "I am the people's liberator, self-proclaimed ruler of our free country, leader of the masses, ruler of the free nation, chairman of the....

"Oh yeah, nevermind. What do you do to relax?"
Keith: "Sometimes I might slob out on the computer, other times I might go outside and watch the sky, but it rains a lot, so usually I just go on the computer."
Tess: "I like to surf the net. I can do it quite easily if I find a wireless connection somewhere."
Umm: "Go to a Biergarten or something... I usually like to drink alchohol though, I find it relaxing."
Grigor: "I have no, what you call, spare time. We must all be equal in doing our best to serve the motherland."


"There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?"
Keith: "I suppose I culd just ignore him... but he might come back, so usually I would get rid of him."
Tess: "Is there? Where?"
Umm: "I would, as you say, smack him one?"
Grigor: "We must all be teased equally...."


"Let's say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn't know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?"
Keith: "Hmmmm. I dunno really... I'll tell you when I find out."
Tess: "I'm not very well programmed in that respect, but I could find out for you, I found the WPA key for your wireless network..."
Umm: "Ach I would never have feelings for a guy with that kind of mind."
Grigor: "We all care for each other eq...."

"What kind of powers do you have?"
Keith: "Meh? The powers of logic and reasoning?"
Tess: "Well I'm a robot type thingy... Oh didn't I tell you this?"
Umm: "I can make my students cower in corners."
Grigor: "I am entrusted with absolute power over any of my fellow citezens to make sure that everyone is equal...."

"What weapon do you have?"
Keith: "Well, I'm not really skilled with anything, but I could probably use any long, blunt instrument."
Tess: "I can hit pretty hard, especially with my right arm. My elbows are specifically hardened too.
Umm: "I don't need a weapon."
Grigor: "The pride of our arsenal consists of 6 hydrogen bombs, and in fact we were hoping to test them soon so look out for it HAR HAR HAR of course I am joking only... ha."


I can't be bothered to tag cos most of them already done this.

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